Thursday, June 30, 2005

ha ha i feel like laughing

my sister is crying and acting so melodramatic. omg sooo annoying and lame. and i am laughing. like siao. very funny right?

oh. school started again. I know, it's very sad. but at least i have miss kuck for our new form teacher. it's like....having miss ng for a form teacher! the rest of our year is gonna be SO awesome. yeahhh. then we are doing music too, and our music teacher is none other than mrs. yeap. and i'm the music rep. hahaha it's very funny now if you think about it. oh. nevermind. there is art, history and home econs tomorrow. and i can't find the plastic bag with my art supplies and stuff. omfg! but i still feel like laughing.

hahaha.

Saturday, June 25, 2005

help wanted

someone. help me find a nice enough blogskin. must be large enough to accomodate photographs and enough space for text. thank you~ *mua*

Friday, June 24, 2005

Question and Answer session

q: Why don't you like talking?
a: coz i know that when i open my mouth, nothing but crap will come out. see? it's happening again.

q: You're too quiet. Speak up lar!
a: I don't think that people like listening to crap.

q: My gawd - your self-esteem sucks!
a: I like having low self esteem. It makes me feel special.

q: don't try and use sarcasm on me. you know it's a sign of weakness.
a: technically that isn't a question so why should I be answering it?

q: just tell. please.
a: okay.

q: I'm waiting.
a: okay.

q: hello?
a: i forgot the question.

q: (...)
moving on - do you realize you're being very lame?
a: Isn't that supposed to be cool?

q: WHY ARE YOU SO MONOTONOUS?? stupid boring git.
a: I'm preserving my voice. You know? Like how you should preserve your life?

q: I don't like talking to you. You're disgusting.
a: oh.

q: do you frequently have conversations just like these with your imaginary friends?
a: of course i have to. schizophrenia is such a fun disease!

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My Trip: an unbiased account of events.

day0. tried to pack bag. slept very very late.
day1. woke up early. eat breakfast. go to airport. answer questions whether i'm tired or not. say bye bye to parents. laugh and feel happy. pose for 655 photos. do i feel like a superstar yes i do. walk around with danny and rui hong and feeling very boh liao. misses ipod badly. boards plane. sits with jon lee and sherman. watches in-flight entertainment. thinks qantas is better. lands in perth. ends up stuck talking to tour manager eugene. i feel like clobbering him. hides underneath my smiley smiley fren-fren facade. take bus to Discovery observatory. shivers. has dinner. sees stars. feels a sense of peace and balance amidst the uncertainty and mystery of space and beyond. goes to the farm resort with an ultra lame name. wonders maybe i like it anyway. freaks out with roomates at night when a car parks outside with doors open and no-one around at 2 am. goes to sleep on the floor.
day2. wakes up late. everyone realizes they woke up late. mad rush. goes to a benedictine monastary settlement called New Norcia. listens to Jeremy Fletcher playing the organ and teacing us how to Gregorian chant. visits other chapels, churches, museam. meets church friends. senses that it is a small small world so why not just laugh it off. eats packed lunch. tries not to spew. dinner. movie marathon. packs bags. sleep. heated mattresses SO rule.
day3. wakes up. late. engages in the following activities: a,b,c,d,e and f. plays with dogs: x,y,z. They are cute. weather cold cold cold. goes to sand dunes. tries to slide down the dunes but fails and gets sand everywhere. lets jun heng do everything else. trips on toe. bleeds. badly. goes down the dunes feeling very very very irked. teachers try to treat wound. bus captain rick tries to make me laugh. i laugh. boards the bus. people gather around asking me if it hurts. goes up the bus. happy face totally wiped away when learns that i have to go to the clinic to treat wound while everyone is shopping. rest of the bus ride spent feeling sorry for myself. talks to mt and g. and later j. arrives in perth city. goes to japanese restaurent. eats. boards bus. yay we arrive at the hotel. damn it looks haunted by the souls of unsatisfied guests. is cynical. roomates: b and jl. watches drew barrymore movie 'riding in cars with boys' in solitary silence. enter jl. jl sleeps. enter b. b watches tv also. ends up sleeping at 12.30am.
day4. wake up call. slams phone down. sleeps somemore. visits fremantle. fish and chips lunch. family photo with b, mt, g, j and n. weather cold cold cold. talk about the aborigines around fremantle. has fun listening to story about spirit children. laughs at mushroom's hat. back to perth. dinner. miniature shopping spree at supermarket. back to hotel. family gathering at mt, g, j's room. listens to simple plan. jumps on bed. j scares all of us by storming out of the room. realizes it's a trick and follows. scares everyone in the room. b accidently falls asleep in vulnerable gossip prone position. talks to family on phone. wakes everyone up. teachers prowling makes everyone get up. people along the corridoor catches b leaving room. mr. y and loyal followers see him and stories start to spread. b's life seems to crash down before him. watches more tv. sleeps.
day5. wakes up. attends sunday mass. little get-to-know-each-other session with small boys from the choir. Visits Caversham Wildlife Park. Tries to feed unenthusiastic kangaroos. Phototaking session with a wombat. dinner. back to hotel. fortune telling with cards. back to hotel room. more tv. sleep.
day6. wakes up. goes to xx senior high. everyone suddenly seems chio-er. choir exchange. sings. listens to them sing. sings ave verum together. tour around school. oooh ahh very pretty. say bye bye. go to kings park. walk around kings park. ooh ahh very pretty. dinner. stays in hotel room. watches tv. shocking obscene image shows up. g breaks down when L remarks something about her head. takes bus to airport. "bid our farewell to the beautiful land of Perth for Singapore". board airplane. tries to sleep onboard. ends up in Singapore desperately in need of a nap. notices b's cute sister. goes to mcdonald's to have breakfast. meets friends that i never knew before although they seem to know everything about me. takes taxi back home. is a tad disappointed.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

feels odd to be back.

I'm back I'm back!!
if anyone noticed.

Perth rulez! =D


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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your
hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always
catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its
ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not
the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing  old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can
get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while
you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a
rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody
bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:
At age  4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants.

Saturday, June 11, 2005

people suck.





traitors. all of em.









or maybe it's just me.






no. nevermind.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

theonewiththebignose


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Originally uploaded by theonewiththebignose.

photocollage


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Originally uploaded by theonewiththebignose.

grr.

Sucky day. So there's this guy in church who always has to do things a step above me? Yeah. Like last year I went to KL and of course, HIS family had to go to Australia. And before that we were planning a trip to go to Israel with a few other peeps, and then this leader in Palastein died so we had to cancel it.
And now i guess after hearing that I'm going to Kualar Lumpur and Perth, they decide to take a TWO WEEK vacation to eastern Europe. *insert super-irked face here*

Then an hour after hearing this, my sister gets her iPod Shuffle. dammittt, my ipod still isn't repaired and she manages to get a new one. NOT good. So looks like she can carry all her so-damn-irritating songs wherever she goes. (think 'bloody Simple bloody Plan')

I know. I'm jealous. Looks like i can go join the human race after all.

=(

Every cloud has a smokey grey lining
- Jane Lane

At least I get to escape from this country with a shitted-up education system when i go to KL tomorrow ^^ exciting or what? Ta-ta fellow losers!

Saturday, June 04, 2005

shit happens

omg.
I have nearly all the symptoms of Lyme Disease . . . !

Signs and symptoms of Early Local Lyme Disease often starts with flu-like feelings of headache, stiff neck, fever, muscle aches, and fatigue. About 60% of light-skinned patients notice a unique enlarging rash, referred to as erythema migrans (EM), days to weeks after the bite. On dark-skinned people, this rash resembles a bruise.

The rash may appear within a day of the bite or as late as a month later. This rash may start as a small, reddish bump about one-half inch in diameter. It may be slightly raised or flat. It soon expands outward, often leaving a clearing (normal flesh color) in the center. It can enlarge to the size of a thumb-print or cover a persons back.


omg. and i have that rash on my finger. wtf. and stiff neck, headache, muscle aches and fatigue. ! ! ! I'm gonna die!!

does anyone care?

apparently not.

i hate
people.

x(

Thursday, June 02, 2005

=S

"I feel a nostalgia for an age yet to come."

***** i miss ms ong =(( *****

I had a dream about tomorrow's maths test. I appeared in the classroom but I forgot to bring along my calculator. eep.

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chinchillas rule! ^^

the near demise of the nokia 6230

Yesterday I was stopped by a strange man when I was walking home. Then he asked me to help him use his phone to call someone else's number to get their address. So I got so damn suspicious. Why can't he call that whatever person on his own. Then i was like 'okay, whatever.' then suddenly he asked me whether i got handphone. I was like, 'OMG'. So i just lied to him I don't have. Then he was like, 'nevermind'. And that incident irked me so much because his clothes were just. so. ugly. [*_*] ick ick ick
but maybe he just wanted my phone so i won't run off with his one. But who would want his old disssgusting phone? ick ick ick. grossssss (-___-)

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

hmmmph

Choir today. )=

oh but wait.....

It's the first of june!


so what, you ask.

it means I should start on the progress log thingy or wadever that Mrs Lee gave. -_-