q: Why don't you like talking?
a: coz i know that when i open my mouth, nothing but crap will come out. see? it's happening again.
q: You're too quiet. Speak up lar!
a: I don't think that people like listening to crap.
q: My gawd - your self-esteem sucks!
a: I like having low self esteem. It makes me feel special.
q: don't try and use sarcasm on me. you know it's a sign of weakness.
a: technically that isn't a question so why should I be answering it?
q: just tell. please.
a: okay.
q: I'm waiting.
a: okay.
q: hello?
a: i forgot the question.
q: (...)
moving on - do you realize you're being very lame?
a: Isn't that supposed to be cool?
q: WHY ARE YOU SO MONOTONOUS?? stupid boring git.
a: I'm preserving my voice. You know? Like how you should preserve your life?
q: I don't like talking to you. You're disgusting.
a: oh.
q: do you frequently have conversations just like these with your imaginary friends?
a: of course i have to. schizophrenia is such a fun disease!
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