Now that it is decided that Bertram and I are going to do a parody of Mango Dollies with a ukulele/baby guitar/kazoo/recorder duet to accompany good bad poetry for Lit Night, I'm on a roll looking for verses so bad they make your toes curl while you laugh.

I am going to write an original poem composed out of Facebook group names. *hesitant excitement*/*excites hesitantly*

And, Happy Birthmonth to Olivia, Serene, Angeline, Lucas and everyone I know and love (because I am sufficiently inebriated from clinking wine glasses and drinking the Bad Stuff in celebration of my grandparents' official 65th wedding anniversary that I didn't know was today :( )