"HIII! I'm Millie the Novelty Miniature Converse Chuck Taylor Keychain! I was made in China, then shipped to Perth in Western Australia! Then I was packed into this awful box with like, dozens of other Novelty Miniature Converse Chuck Taylor Keychains! Then this Singaporean guy came into the converse store and bought me for AU$12! I hate his trousers! And his wallet smells funny!"
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