What do normal people blog about when nothing has actually happened?
Oh. They lie.
OH. SO i went to HEEREN today with a STUSSY WALLET FULL OF $50 DOLLAR NOTES that was inside my SUPER EX CRUMPLER BAG to buy $259.95 worth of CLOTHES and since i was at the the town area, i went to Wheelock Place to but a NEW iMAC for MYSELF and a POWERBOOK and a 60GB VIDEO iPOD with my own PLATINUM credit card. And since I like, SPENT SO MUCH, the credit card company decided to upgrade me to the BLACK CARD. So I was so happy I WOKE UP. =@ !!!!
WHY.
Another thing that i refuse to believe...
YITING ALWAYS GETS HIGHER THAN ME FOR EVERYFRIGGINTHING
hmph at least i won puay weng but I'm never satisfied.
I've realized that everything I say nowadays lacks moral and pro-social content and encourages other chicldren to become as corrupted as me. HAR.
OhMYGAWD someone is online. OMFG and the other person isn't online =I tsktsk.
OMGAWD I have to bring 6 preschool children to Harbour Front tmr. wa lau. No ipod to shoo my ennui and satisfy my discontent. =I
AH. I get to go out with WEIYEATAUDREYJOELLELILIAN veryvery soon! i guess that's something to look forward to.
AH! I get to go to ISIAH papa's house =DDDD
AH! CAN TAKE NEOS x))) (that's it. send me to the asylum i need my medication.)
AH! ONEEXPRESSTHREE CLASS CHALET!
AH! YF CAMP!
AH! SI SE LANG!
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sniff. 我知道了啦。 我很白痴。 U_U 对不起。 请，原谅我吧。 原谅我！！原谅我！！我真正是个好人的！ ＊哭得死去活来＊
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
AGGKK
My senior said 'Whoa! Blog! so I decided to blog' x))
My iPod got stolen. =(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Wa lau i thought it was a bad dream lor.
But on Tuesday I went out with vera, jaemeng, gen, jiayu, ming e, elgin and shao jie to go look for the chalet thing at Pasir Ris. Then on the way it was like,
someone: Why are we going there ar?
Elgin: I dunno ask Samuel
me: huh? my idea meh?
o.0
So on the way we saw huge black ants then I said, "hey i wanna take picture" then shao was like, " -_-|| " and then vera told me, "later can upload to com and send me?" (which sounded so familiar...) then shao jie was even more " -_____-||||||| " and he was making that espresso machine sound... like "ssszzzzccchhhhhhh" roflmao. wu liao or what. =P
o.0
but before that we alighted at some bus stop that jaemeng thought was the correct one then i called marcus after that then he said it's the wrong one. Then we suddenly changed our plans and went to escape tp instead...haha. then we asked one old man on the bicycle which way was Escape then he said just walk and turn left?/right?. Then vera and jaemeng and gen went left and found Aloha Loyang then the rest turned right and we saw Wild Wild Wet. And on the way Shao jie told us some lame lame de joke about where is the right way? next to the left way. OMG I CAN'T REMEMBER =O n v m . and then he gave us another quiz about how well we knew 1e3 (elgin and I both agreed most of the questions were about him. Obviously.)
Then we entered escape and the first ride we went on was the Alpha 8. Which was so fun/scary/dark. But the second time we sat on it, it wasn't fun anymore -_- . And we sat on the Revolution ride (which I thought was funnn), the Inverter (I was screaming lor. So unlike me => ), the Wet and Wild (I got SO wet), the Viking (sat THREE times lor =x), the Flipper (It's like an EXTREME teacup ride x) ) the go-karts and Haunted. I hate haunted =XxX . Oh and I spent my whole entire week's pocket money that day too -_-
Then we went to Pasir Ris beach and Tampines Mall for dinner (btw thankew vera!) ya. That's about it. Then I reached home and gwen told me The Family will be going to Pasir Ris park AGAIN to Roller Skate. LoL. =X
I miss my ipod mini =(((((((((((((((( hate that loserbitchknnbcjbmfmoronfreaksoddingtrollfriggindummywankerfaggotpimpdickheadassholedecomposingshittyheadWORMORGANTHAT that stole my ipod. die DIE DIE!!!!
My iPod got stolen. =(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Wa lau i thought it was a bad dream lor.
But on Tuesday I went out with vera, jaemeng, gen, jiayu, ming e, elgin and shao jie to go look for the chalet thing at Pasir Ris. Then on the way it was like,
someone: Why are we going there ar?
Elgin: I dunno ask Samuel
me: huh? my idea meh?
o.0
So on the way we saw huge black ants then I said, "hey i wanna take picture" then shao was like, " -_-|| " and then vera told me, "later can upload to com and send me?" (which sounded so familiar...) then shao jie was even more " -_____-||||||| " and he was making that espresso machine sound... like "ssszzzzccchhhhhhh" roflmao. wu liao or what. =P
o.0
but before that we alighted at some bus stop that jaemeng thought was the correct one then i called marcus after that then he said it's the wrong one. Then we suddenly changed our plans and went to escape tp instead...haha. then we asked one old man on the bicycle which way was Escape then he said just walk and turn left?/right?. Then vera and jaemeng and gen went left and found Aloha Loyang then the rest turned right and we saw Wild Wild Wet. And on the way Shao jie told us some lame lame de joke about where is the right way? next to the left way. OMG I CAN'T REMEMBER =O n v m . and then he gave us another quiz about how well we knew 1e3 (elgin and I both agreed most of the questions were about him. Obviously.)
Then we entered escape and the first ride we went on was the Alpha 8. Which was so fun/scary/dark. But the second time we sat on it, it wasn't fun anymore -_- . And we sat on the Revolution ride (which I thought was funnn), the Inverter (I was screaming lor. So unlike me => ), the Wet and Wild (I got SO wet), the Viking (sat THREE times lor =x), the Flipper (It's like an EXTREME teacup ride x) ) the go-karts and Haunted. I hate haunted =XxX . Oh and I spent my whole entire week's pocket money that day too -_-
Then we went to Pasir Ris beach and Tampines Mall for dinner (btw thankew vera!) ya. That's about it. Then I reached home and gwen told me The Family will be going to Pasir Ris park AGAIN to Roller Skate. LoL. =X
I miss my ipod mini =(((((((((((((((( hate that loserbitchknnbcjbmfmoronfreaksoddingtrollfriggindummywankerfaggotpimpdickheadassholedecomposingshittyheadWORMORGANTHAT that stole my ipod. die DIE DIE!!!!
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
it's not a stupid hobby. it's a lifestyle.
I'M NOT RACIST. HA!
What happened recently:
-End-Of-Year Examinations.
-my blog just died! wheeeee!
-earthquake in Pakistan. (NOOOOOOO. i wonder how rida's doing.)
-supposed to be doing prep. studies for art exam. -_-
-i love pianos.
there. go use your imagination to expand my 4 point summary =)
All the best to everyone for their EOYEs!
GBWY (:
What happened recently:
-End-Of-Year Examinations.
-my blog just died! wheeeee!
-earthquake in Pakistan. (NOOOOOOO. i wonder how rida's doing.)
-supposed to be doing prep. studies for art exam. -_-
-i love pianos.
there. go use your imagination to expand my 4 point summary =)
All the best to everyone for their EOYEs!
GBWY (:
Sunday, October 09, 2005
A Stupid Feeling
Q: how many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: two: one to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness
=P
A: two: one to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness
=P
Friday, October 07, 2005
a story of shower gel and shampoo containers
WARNING! The following content is not suitable for individuals unable to tolerate high levels of wushiemushie surreal bathroom container love.
Once upon a time, there lived some toiletery bottles. There was this super popular satsuma shower gel bottle (from BODY SHOP somemore lehhs), a smaller, more compact travel sized version of Tomato Juice It™ shampoo, a container of Gatsby Ultra Hold Gel that the other bottles thought was SO COOL because you know, styling containers are the elite of the bottle society, there was also this tea tree facial scrub that came with fancy packaging, a nearly empty 560ml HUGE ice-cream scented bubble bath bottle and a sophisticated L'Occitane Shaving cream tube. Now anyway they didn't really know each other but when this HUGE person cleaned out the bathroom, they somehow managed to end up in this cold clammy totally unglam plastic red bucket. So the Satsuma Shower Gel bottle said:
"Let's be friends!"
Her little clique which consisted of the travel sized Tomato Juice It™ Shampoo and the tea tree scrub realized all the cool dudes they'd be getting (well. at least that's what some of them thought) and got pretty much excited. Afterall, they could travel regularly to to THE MIRROR and look at themselves and pose like crazy. Now. They had been getting along very well until. UNTIL.
"Look! Its....... HAIR WAX! MORE COOLER AND SHUAI-ER THAN HAIR GEL!"
The containers looked on as other bottles looked on and gasped.
However, he was taken already. Standing next to him was an Oral B toothbrush with cross action bristles with *GASP* PURPLE INDICATORS! The Satsuma Shower gel screamed in dismay when her dreams of getting hitched to a HAIR WAX CONTAINER and *GASP* EXCHANGING INTERIOR CONTENTS were brutally dashed.
Just then, the Chanel No˚5 entered the room and said,"Dah-lings. use hair clay. It's so much more sexy. Oh I like banana moisterizers =) "
What's the moral of the story?
Exfoliate your face regularly :):)
Once upon a time, there lived some toiletery bottles. There was this super popular satsuma shower gel bottle (from BODY SHOP somemore lehhs), a smaller, more compact travel sized version of Tomato Juice It™ shampoo, a container of Gatsby Ultra Hold Gel that the other bottles thought was SO COOL because you know, styling containers are the elite of the bottle society, there was also this tea tree facial scrub that came with fancy packaging, a nearly empty 560ml HUGE ice-cream scented bubble bath bottle and a sophisticated L'Occitane Shaving cream tube. Now anyway they didn't really know each other but when this HUGE person cleaned out the bathroom, they somehow managed to end up in this cold clammy totally unglam plastic red bucket. So the Satsuma Shower Gel bottle said:
"Let's be friends!"
Her little clique which consisted of the travel sized Tomato Juice It™ Shampoo and the tea tree scrub realized all the cool dudes they'd be getting (well. at least that's what some of them thought) and got pretty much excited. Afterall, they could travel regularly to to THE MIRROR and look at themselves and pose like crazy. Now. They had been getting along very well until. UNTIL.
"Look! Its....... HAIR WAX! MORE COOLER AND SHUAI-ER THAN HAIR GEL!"
The containers looked on as other bottles looked on and gasped.
However, he was taken already. Standing next to him was an Oral B toothbrush with cross action bristles with *GASP* PURPLE INDICATORS! The Satsuma Shower gel screamed in dismay when her dreams of getting hitched to a HAIR WAX CONTAINER and *GASP* EXCHANGING INTERIOR CONTENTS were brutally dashed.
Just then, the Chanel No˚5 entered the room and said,"Dah-lings. use hair clay. It's so much more sexy. Oh I like banana moisterizers =) "
What's the moral of the story?
Exfoliate your face regularly :):)
Monday, October 03, 2005
it's once again that time of the year
I hate examinations. No, wait, let me elabourate. I DETEST examinations. Perhaps I don't perform well in such conditions. Which reminds me:
mrs low: *talktalktalk* CONDITION our pupils
but that was a long time ago. -_-
I wonder which teacher would jump at the opportunity to sue their students for defaming them and flaming them in blogs? I don't think any exists in Xinmin. Yay. *suck up suck up*
But it's still odd to think that teachers could actually sue students. Are they denying reality? I mean, teachers who are nice, caring and conscientious definitely would get the recognition in the blogs of their pupils. Those that are undeservingly labelled as 'teachers' and who practise favouritism, stoicism, unbridled negatively charged skepticality and cynicism, ageism, or even racism in extreme cases, whether consciously or not, are often flamed in blogs, questioning their attitude towards teaching. Why, then, are they entitled to sue for their unethical treatment of students, who in their harsh and cold eyes have become fearful, angsty and depressed? Of course, the teachers may rebutt and say it's all for our own good, a cliché ridden statement. However are they considering what comes with their treatment? Students, as a result, feel demoralized, frightened and unaccepted by educators. This influences them to pen down their thoughts and feelings in a journal or blog, but will soon after be found out by the teachers themselves who 'stumble across their blogs'. Puh-lease. It's almost impossible to 'stumble upon' students' blogs. Of course they would have googled for the blogs, afraid of seeing their name appear as a hated and despised tutor. They see their name and wonder: what have I done? While the answer might lie beyond the communication chasm between teacher and student, or just in the simple blog entry.
haha. so if i have to do a newspaper article review i have most of the points in my head already =)
I miss being able to find things to blog about daily ='(
mrs low: *talktalktalk* CONDITION our pupils
but that was a long time ago. -_-
I wonder which teacher would jump at the opportunity to sue their students for defaming them and flaming them in blogs? I don't think any exists in Xinmin. Yay. *suck up suck up*
But it's still odd to think that teachers could actually sue students. Are they denying reality? I mean, teachers who are nice, caring and conscientious definitely would get the recognition in the blogs of their pupils. Those that are undeservingly labelled as 'teachers' and who practise favouritism, stoicism, unbridled negatively charged skepticality and cynicism, ageism, or even racism in extreme cases, whether consciously or not, are often flamed in blogs, questioning their attitude towards teaching. Why, then, are they entitled to sue for their unethical treatment of students, who in their harsh and cold eyes have become fearful, angsty and depressed? Of course, the teachers may rebutt and say it's all for our own good, a cliché ridden statement. However are they considering what comes with their treatment? Students, as a result, feel demoralized, frightened and unaccepted by educators. This influences them to pen down their thoughts and feelings in a journal or blog, but will soon after be found out by the teachers themselves who 'stumble across their blogs'. Puh-lease. It's almost impossible to 'stumble upon' students' blogs. Of course they would have googled for the blogs, afraid of seeing their name appear as a hated and despised tutor. They see their name and wonder: what have I done? While the answer might lie beyond the communication chasm between teacher and student, or just in the simple blog entry.
haha. so if i have to do a newspaper article review i have most of the points in my head already =)
I miss being able to find things to blog about daily ='(
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