Ripped from Angeline's blog:

1. Google "[your name] needs":
"Samuel Needs a Wife!!!" from getsamuelfullermarried.blogspot.com
*flashback: arranged marriage nightmare from last tuesday*

2. Google "[your name] looks like":
Samuel looks like Liev [and Sasha looks like Naomi]
from a celebrity baby blog

3. Google "[your name] likes":
Samuel likes to run with scissors
from a rather freaky/haunting poem by Ashley Hawkes at http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/samuel-likes-to-run-with-scissors/

4. Google "[your name] says":
Samuel says, "split Telstra - accc, functional separation, NBN ..." (yawn)

5. Google "[your name] wants":
Samuel wants Germany

6. Google "[your name] does":
Samuel does cute on Flickr-Photo Sharing!

7. Google "[your name] hates":
Samuel hates this blog

8. Google "[your name] can":
Samuel Can Drive! (video of kid on a kiddy car)

9. Google "[your name] goes":
Samuel Goes to Washington

10. Google "[your name] is":
Samuel is the little engine that could

11. Google "[your name] loves":
Samuel loves to watch mother kneading the dough.