Sigh, I am filled with ennui and thus will write a poem with a rigid rhyme scheme:
great ambivalence has marred my joy.
but sometimes things exist in binaries, boy.
I think I am just a toy.
For someone else's ploy.
I should mingle with the hoi-polloi,
now that for my name, none shall employ.
*cue panpipes*
But I am nobody's man,
it wasn't in my plan.
Even though my heart is as big as a van,
I would give the sea to save this old hen.
Yeah, y'all can go kick this can.
*Anyway, I'm titling my posts from a gift I received this year. Try guessing the category these statements fit in. (So cool, it's just like the Pyramid Game!)
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