introspecting

What are the Top Ten things you would change about yourself?

1. My borderline schizoid personality disorder
2. My irrational fear of stylish gay men
3. My phantom sixth toe
4. My old goggle tan line
5. My perception of income
6. My irreverence for rhyme schemes in old hymns
7. My nightmares about driving
8. My nightmares about having nightmares about driving
9. My Frida Kahlo eyebrows
10. My habitual longing for deep-fried mushrooms