Monday, September 17, 2012

seymour






Vitagen saleswoman comes to my door.
Vitagen saleswoman: Do you want Vitagen?
Grandpa: What?
Vitagen saleswoman: Vitagen, uncle?
Grandpa: What? Yakult?
Grandma: No, Sustagen!
Grandpa: OH, Sustagen!
Vitagen saleswoman: okay, Sustagen. 

Phone rings
Me: Grandpa, call for you
Grandpa: (on phone) Who? Girlfriend? Fiji? Oh!
Goes on to talk about heart problems

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