Can't give you anything

Okay, even though the Gatsby rubber commercial is like, so 2 months ago, I stumbled upon the original version on Youtube! Beware, for the outdated disco moves are cheesy and their outfits are getting crusty. Interestingly, the video was shot in 1975 but the Japanese guys still have somewhat cool hair. Which alarms me of the prospect of having to host a Japanese student living in conditions probably a century ahead of everyone's time. And the just-for-fun article on the The Onion didn't help make anything better. At all.

Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147

And everyone thinks hosting is just as simple as cleaning up your room. Yeah right; how on earth am I supposed to get rid of Esther's precious clutter and chick-lit? And don't even start talking about the beanie babies that we couldn't bear to give away. I supposed it's the kawaii factor that counts?